NFL Commissioner’s office: 212-450-2027

Ask about: evidence, the scab officials, greed, the dictator stigma, the way he was loving on grown men in the 2012 Draft, or you can just cuss him out. It’s your choice! (BTW you’re 99.9% most likely going to get a machine but by all means- feel free to leave a message!) Limited time offer! (Number will likely be changed soon.)